Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
