I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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