then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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