we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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