I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
