I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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