BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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