dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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