I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
