Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
