she looked like the bat from fern gully.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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