i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
nutella sex= disaster
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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