they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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