My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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