But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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