in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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