She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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