Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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