Walk of Shame. In a state park.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like