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found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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