Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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