i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
This girl is more easily done than said...
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
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i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
that is very illegal...i love you.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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