I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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