I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Me. At least after what I've been through.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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