We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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