I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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