i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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