my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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