you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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