Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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