I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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