Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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