who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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