after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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