No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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