I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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