We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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