So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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