well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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