we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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