why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
please don't ironically join a cult
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