after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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