IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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