We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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