I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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