It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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