So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
