A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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