I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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