I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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