Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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