And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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