We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
why is half of my head shaved?
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