I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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